A Special Request: Poetry without Inhibition

A Fine Wheel of Cheese

A good wheel of cheese is not hard to find,
Just look for one with a nice waxy rind,

A fine wheel of cheese is guaranteed to please
The masses, your friends and their families,

Always remember that cheddar is better
When shared with someone wearing a sweater

Brie can be nice if you say the name twice
Brie Brie, can't you see? Oh tasty brie

Swiss is a hit, full of lovely little holes,
But keep it well wrapped or you'll attract cheese moles!

Don't let the smell fool you, blue cheese is the best,
When tossed in a salad or grilled with chicken breast,

Whatever the color, whatever the rind,
A good wheel of cheese is not so hard to find!

So do not delay, eat cheese every day
Your bones will be strong instead of soft like clay