Friday Night Fashion Rant

After going out tonight, I just had to get this off my small yet perky chest. Honestly, I'm just dumbfounded by the trends of women's footwear these days. I can not comprehend how anyone would find this shoe attractive.

How can that monstrosity have the nerve to call itself a shoe? This walking implement resembles an animal hoof more than a shoe meant for human use. Perhaps the above picture doesn't do the morbid clunkiness justice. Perhaps if we see if on someones foot, a human foot...

See what I mean? One couldn't possibly walk in such a thing, one could only clip-clop!
Speaking of clip-clop, what of this retarded cousin of the flip-flop?

I had a hard time finding a picture of this particular "shoe" because I didn't know what they're called. I googled "uncircumcised flip-flop" and surprisingly, that is not what this "shoe" is called. I finally found it after an exhaustive search, turns out this eyesore is called a "gladiator flip-flop." Well. Now I've heard it all. This concludes my Friday Night Fashion Rant.